Lord of the Onion Ring

Morning thought:

One ring to bind them. A bucket of onion rings to fry then have my stomach find them.

I guess that makes my colon something like Mordor. It is ill-terrained and inflamed.

shalom.

My Sister, Rachel, Is Awesome.

Morning Thought:

Tuesday, 6:45 am

Twitter is a waste.

No one cares that much about you.

They might act like they do, so they can stop living their own life.

Any other reason is just rain on the garage.

My sister decided to paint a picture instead.

Now, that's amazing.

I order you to follow suit.

shalom.

p.s. **DISCLAIMER**Are you contemplating what, "rain on the garage," means? I just made it up. Well, I didn't make up rain or the fact that rain sometimes falls on a garage, but I just pulled that phrase out of my butt (not literally). I guess I was just thinking about incessant pitter-patter on a place that was invented to prevent that pitter-patter getting on anything valuable. It's kind of like listening to something/someone only because something device was invented. It's definitely a oxymoron-like idiom that I just invented, so you should use it in your next conversation. Please. It would really boost my self-esteem.

Ronery...

The new year is starting really well.

I've decided to eat healthy, exercise, not drink as much beer or coffee... and the big one-- not to bite my nails! (that's the first time in my life i've stopped. I'm over a week strong!)

Not really for the new year's, but what a coincidence, right?

I have a couple interviews this week, so i might have a job soon.

June (my older cat) is getting sick, though.

I never thought I would cry over an animal, but I have definitely dropped some tears on the floor about him lately.

My wife is in Michigan for an acting competition. Now it's just chris, the cats, and I. During the day Chris is gone. I'm getting antsy.

If anyone's got some crazy ideas that I could participate in, let me know!

Shalom.