I think in the 20's of our lives we all start realizing things, whether they may be true, partially true, or utterly false. So, I'm just going to label us Epiphanagers [i-pif-uh-ney-jer].
Yes, I just invented a new word. Or just combined epiphany with -ager...
I want to mix it up a little more and distinguish between Epiphanangers. For example, a 20-year-old is a level 0 Epiphanger, a 21-year-old is a level 1, etc.
I don't know if this may change the world, but at least it will make growing up not seem as crappy and mundane.
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The microwave is very convenient, but honestly, it makes my food tasted like it got created by Green Lantern, who are one of many comic book characters that had a ring that could, basically, do anything they wanted if they had enough willpower to make it do as they wished. One of these powers, if you haven't guessed it yet, is to make objects out of green "solid-light" energy. I'm just saying that if Green Lantern made me a sandwich, it would probably would be like biting into solid, diet, seltzer water without the carbonation and make my tongue taste like radiation for weeks.
Last time I checked there were only 3 things (popcorn, potatoes, and hot dogs) you can cook in a microwave without them tasting like a crappy version of the food you actually wanted. And, those three things can be cooked many other places instead of a microwave while tasting just as good, if not better.
So, let's just label this box with buttons with more appropriate name:
The Marshmallow Exploder.
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Shalom.
1 comment:
you are very funny. i'm serious.
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