Sunday, November 25, 2007

american haikus

There
We don't ever know,
where we're gonna go.
Then we're there-- right where we went.

Late
I take a long time...
So apprehensive.
When my chance comes, it's too late.

Jeans pt. 1
Watched a show today.
Said jeans make you fat.
Then I should throw mine away.

Legos
My brother likes legos.
I sure like them too.
But he's too noisy with them.

PA
Pennsylvania,
not Indiana,
has mountains and lots of snow.

IN
Indiana, though,
has all of my friends.
Pennsylvania does not.

Jeans pt. 2
So apparently,
jeans don't make you fat.
I wish I had my jeans back.

Hear
I want to hear God,
but I can't hear Him.
I need to shut the hell up.

Jeans pt. 3
So, who's idea was that,
using the same word?
I have shorts, but it's snowing.

Milk Chocolate
I like chocolate.
I like milk as well,
but I hate granola bars.

Yell
Sister and mom yell.
I used to yell back.
Now I give up and go smoke.

What you own
Do you control it?
No, it controls you.
Throw it all in the river.

Fauhawk pt. 1
I got a cellphone.
I got a I-Pod.
I got a fauhawk. I'm awesome.

Fauhawk pt. 2
Silly fauhawk kid.
Look at my dreadlocks.
They're long, brown, and beautiful.

shalom.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

eat me with gravy
spork chopstick or a dull knife
alien spaceship abducts

Anonymous said...

if i win money
in a radio contest--
hookers and blow, man

Anonymous said...

invisible joy
weaves itself into my soul
i love you caffeine

Anonymous said...

thanks for the ticket
street sweeping is important
oh, and please SUCK IT

Anonymous said...

listening to soft
Iron and Wine thanks my bro
homework really sucks

Anonymous said...

haikus wont make sense
when they come from my small brain
my thoughts won't complete

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it goes five
seven five, I could be wrong
I do not give a...

Anonymous said...

my last thought was not
finished; neither is this one
crap in my hand please

Anonymous said...

destroying the art
of haikus i think i am
sorry please forgive

Anonymous said...

I can do this all
night to substitute the
lab i should have done

Anonymous said...

post these in my blog
i must; type like yoda i
do; star wars kicks butt

Anonymous said...

leave your comment please
the box says to me always
anonymous i am

Anonymous said...

morris puts chicken
in his mouth and then states "this
tastes fowl"; we all laugh

Anonymous said...

right now i should be
doing homework but this is
very addictive

Anonymous said...

piss piss piss piss piss
is this a haiku ryan
please respond quickly

Anonymous said...

i am a friend right?
i am sorry your real friends
are not around here

Anonymous said...

emphizema sucks
so does my spelling, oh well
i am glad you quit