american haikus

There
We don't ever know,
where we're gonna go.
Then we're there-- right where we went.

Late
I take a long time...
So apprehensive.
When my chance comes, it's too late.

Jeans pt. 1

Watched a show today.

Said jeans make you fat.

Then I should throw mine away.

Legos
My brother likes legos.
I sure like them too.
But he's too noisy with them.

PA
Pennsylvania,
not Indiana,
has mountains and lots of snow.

IN
Indiana, though,
has all of my friends.
Pennsylvania does not.

Jeans pt. 2
So apparently,
jeans don't make you fat.
I wish I had my jeans back.

Hear
I want to hear God,
but I can't hear Him.
I need to shut the hell up.

Jeans pt. 3
So, who's idea was that,
using the same word?
I have shorts, but it's snowing.

Milk Chocolate
I like chocolate.
I like milk as well,
but I hate granola bars.

Yell
Sister and mom yell.
I used to yell back.
Now I give up and go smoke.

What you own
Do you control it?
No, it controls you.
Throw it all in the river.

Fauhawk pt. 1
I got a cellphone.
I got a I-Pod.
I got a fauhawk. I'm awesome.

Fauhawk pt. 2
Silly fauhawk kid.
Look at my dreadlocks.
They're long, brown, and beautiful.

shalom.