Jack

it would be funny if my name was "jack".
i could be the "jack of all trades"
friends would call me "flapjack",
because that's funny,
or "jack hammer",
because i would be so strong,
or "cracker jack",
because i'm white,
or "jyack",
because they might be from michigan and have weird accents,
or "samurai jack",
because that show is amazing,
or "jack-o-latern",
because i would so funny,
or would say, "jack be quick,"
and chuckle to their unoriginal joke.
when i met people from other countries,
they would pronounce my name "yak", or hack",
and i would not correct them,
because everyone wants funny nicknames.
And mr. miagi would call me "jack-son",
and i would always think of the Jackson 5,
if my name was jack.


shalom.